Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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