Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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