Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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