stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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