Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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