considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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