omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
