the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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