Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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