i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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