i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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