escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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