every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
