i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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