Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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