Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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