Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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