You surviving the open bar?
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btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
ttyl tear gas
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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