You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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