As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You ate ashes out of my bong
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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