I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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