Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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