Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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