Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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