i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so let's talk penis.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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