I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we're so committed to being not committed
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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