I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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