is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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