8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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