As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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