I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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