Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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