i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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