Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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