**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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