I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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