im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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