Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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