i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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