Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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