i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was like eating out sand paper
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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