i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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