Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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