I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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