i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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It's blow job season.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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