Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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