What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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