Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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