The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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