when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I know her cup size but not her name....
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
please don't ironically join a cult
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