I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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