Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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