i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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