just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*