a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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