thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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